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Newbiespud
24th Oct 2017, 6:00 AM
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Just for the heck of it, let's list those 31 flavors.
1.No
2.Nope
3.Not on your life
3 down, 28 to go
1.No
2.Nope
3.Not on your life
3 down, 28 to go
Unyes
Not gonna work
That's a poor life choice.
You could, but... (not a preamble, just trail off into heavy silence)
Not gonna work
That's a poor life choice.
You could, but... (not a preamble, just trail off into heavy silence)
Never
Don't hold your breath
When pigs fly (though this one actually happened in a game...my first gming because that's when my brothers said they would let me gm...and with fly spells this is not advised)
Forget it
Never going to happen
Not even in a blue moon
Absolutely not
No ****ing way
15 down. 16 to go.
Don't hold your breath
When pigs fly (though this one actually happened in a game...my first gming because that's when my brothers said they would let me gm...and with fly spells this is not advised)
Forget it
Never going to happen
Not even in a blue moon
Absolutely not
No ****ing way
15 down. 16 to go.
Negatron, Nightrider
Sure, assuming you want realistic consequences
Moving on...
The guards begin eyeing you warily
(say nothing, smile evilly)
Sure, assuming you want realistic consequences
Moving on...
The guards begin eyeing you warily
(say nothing, smile evilly)
"There aren't enough dice in the world."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure you could. You're also capable of shoving the tip of your sword under your fingernail as hard as you can, but that doesn't mean you should."
"Everyone around (player who made suggestion), make Wisdom saves. Those of you who succeed take 1d4 psychic damage."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure you could. You're also capable of shoving the tip of your sword under your fingernail as hard as you can, but that doesn't mean you should."
"Everyone around (player who made suggestion), make Wisdom saves. Those of you who succeed take 1d4 psychic damage."
12: No, no, no
13: I just said no!
14: Nyet
15: Nada
16: Not in a million years
17: Not a chance
18: Hmm, let me think about--NO
13: I just said no!
14: Nyet
15: Nada
16: Not in a million years
17: Not a chance
18: Hmm, let me think about--NO
30 minutes in, and we only have one flavor left.
31.Discord called, he want wants his ridiculous idea back
31.Discord called, he want wants his ridiculous idea back
Little known fact:
Baskin Robbins actually has 32 flavors of ice cream AT ALL TIMES... because they need a spare to reach 31 flavors just in case one flavor runs out suddenly!
So:
32: "When hell freezes over... and I just checked, it's still fire and brimstone down there!"
Baskin Robbins actually has 32 flavors of ice cream AT ALL TIMES... because they need a spare to reach 31 flavors just in case one flavor runs out suddenly!
So:
32: "When hell freezes over... and I just checked, it's still fire and brimstone down there!"
Speaking as someone who used to work for BR, not entirely true.
For one, they got rid of the '31 Flavors' branding a while back. They seem to have brought it back, but they got tired of people 'calling them out' for not having them all.
For two, this is because they have some smaller stores, including 'combo' stores that are partnered with Togo's or Dunkin Donuts. Those may have as few as sixteen flavors. The one I worked at had only 23.
For one, they got rid of the '31 Flavors' branding a while back. They seem to have brought it back, but they got tired of people 'calling them out' for not having them all.
For two, this is because they have some smaller stores, including 'combo' stores that are partnered with Togo's or Dunkin Donuts. Those may have as few as sixteen flavors. The one I worked at had only 23.
Ah, that shows how long it's been since I've been to a Baskin Robbins.
I miss Daquiri Ice... but I can't eat it anymore due to allergy/stomach issues with the corn syrup in it.
I miss Daquiri Ice... but I can't eat it anymore due to allergy/stomach issues with the corn syrup in it.
Alternate comic title could be "Basket Robbers".
Or just serve up revenge-flavored ice cream. Which I could see Pinkie Pie doing.
"I brought you some ice cream, and it's mango chutney with peppermint and professor pepperton cola flavor! Because I still wanted you to have ice cream, but I don't know if you should enjoy it!"
"If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off? Of course not. You'd paddle it. There can be circumstances when it's just as foolish to hit an enemy city with an H-bomb as it would be to spank a baby with an axe."
I don't think Celestia would like her student using the magical nuke option until Elusive has *earned* it.
I don't think Celestia would like her student using the magical nuke option until Elusive has *earned* it.
To be fair, I think Elusive earned it about the time be had his people sabotage Rarity's wings in an action that was clearly designed to kill her... something that everyone seems to be forgetting here.
Oh, and the time they tried to slander Princess Luna for no as-of-yet discernible reason.
Oh, and the time they tried to slander Princess Luna for no as-of-yet discernible reason.
@Quade
Actually, the Guild didn't sabotage Rarity's wings to kill her at all. Rarity did by flying too high, knowing it would destroy them.
What the Guild did was order Rarity to win the competition so that Dash wouldn't earn her ticket for whatever reason.
Actually, the Guild didn't sabotage Rarity's wings to kill her at all. Rarity did by flying too high, knowing it would destroy them.
What the Guild did was order Rarity to win the competition so that Dash wouldn't earn her ticket for whatever reason.
'the option that puts the players in opposition to each other is always the wrong option'
That GREATLY depends on the players and the scneario.
That GREATLY depends on the players and the scneario.
So... Counter-con the con man is somehow off the table? I'd be disappointed if the list weren't coming from the party barbarian.
*Reads comments, laughs*
Yep, definitely a good day for comments.
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
Somethng seems amiss with this page's layout, it; unlike previously, doesn't fit in my browser horizontally.
There's a comment with a VERY big "NOOOooo..." that breaks the page width. That's why the page is wider than usual.
Because it annoys the hell out of me too.
Thank you.
It is even worse with us phone and tablet users.
It is even worse with us phone and tablet users.
Reminds me of an incident with a GM who created a "loveable rascal" enemy for us in a Mutants and Masterminds game, sort of a villainous version of Saitama from "One Punch Man." Super strong, impossible to hit, commits crimes because he's bored.
...The GM was genuinely astonished when the first thing we did after we were trapped with One Hit Man in a building with a superpower dampening field was to beat the crap out of the guy, then tie him up. He didn't come across as nearly as lovable as the GM had hoped.
(Then we really frustrated the GM by refusing to untie and work with him, instead treating him as a captured criminal who needed to be protected because he was in our custody)
...The GM was genuinely astonished when the first thing we did after we were trapped with One Hit Man in a building with a superpower dampening field was to beat the crap out of the guy, then tie him up. He didn't come across as nearly as lovable as the GM had hoped.
(Then we really frustrated the GM by refusing to untie and work with him, instead treating him as a captured criminal who needed to be protected because he was in our custody)
The Fallout is Dragons vibes are strong with this one. Poor frustrated Spud.
All right gang, let's go steal this gala.
(Because no one else seems to be saying it, and I've been watching a bunch of Leverage lately.)
(Because no one else seems to be saying it, and I've been watching a bunch of Leverage lately.)
I'm not going to give my guess on what is going to happen next on the off chance I'm right and the author of this decides to go with something else instead because of it.
So a GM is like the treasurer, who's main job is to tell you no.