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I did recently mention the Harpy my group's currently dealing with.
Well, 'dealing with' her does in fact involve one member (not me, actually) awkwardly flirting with her while she completely ignores it.
One time I played a literal succubus (which my party members wasn't aware of). So naturally, guys was more then happy to jump in the bed with her. Galls too, but for different reasons.
It's all fun and games until you spend five hours arguing succubus mind control can't affect any level of paladin since the book explicitly says paladins cannot "befriend" fiends
one of the guys who used to run Earthdawn was a stickler for running published adventures, the logic being that if he paid $20 for an adventure he was going to run it as is! The fact that many of these had not been playtested very well (I know of at least 1 adventure where we had to try to succeed on an outragously difficult test to be able to NOTICE (not even recognize) a bit of flavor text.) or that the adventures were written for a larger group then we made up. So we were exploring a tomb, and encountered a ghost type creature, one that was very difficult to harm with weapons or spells. which was odd because this was an adventure for starting level PCs and yet it could only be hurt by things that you got at higher levels.
Fortunately, it had a very low SOCIAL defense.
So instead of fighting the ghost, my character, the social bunny, seduced it, using his magical talent of First Impression.
Sadly, this kinda set the tone for the character, and so anytime there was any potential romantic involvement for him, his potential lovers ended up being members of the undead.
Fortunately, it had a very low SOCIAL defense.
So instead of fighting the ghost, my character, the social bunny, seduced it, using his magical talent of First Impression.
Sadly, this kinda set the tone for the character, and so anytime there was any potential romantic involvement for him, his potential lovers ended up being members of the undead.
It's April Fool's week.
OK, I'm going to get the bad one out of the way.
Have you or someone you know pulled a prank that got someone sent to the hospital or worse?
Me:Nope.
OK, I'm going to get the bad one out of the way.
Have you or someone you know pulled a prank that got someone sent to the hospital or worse?
Me:Nope.
Ow! At least you're intact and together enough to post this. Be well? Or failing that, survive please?
No worries. It's not for me, I'm just the driver. This actual patient is here and doing fine. Just a little out-patient procedure.
Only in game.
...I am too LG usually to pull pranks, and the one big prankster I know (my dad...at least when he was younger) did pranks that only hurt pride.
He says that, "All engineers should know how to pick locks."
...I am too LG usually to pull pranks, and the one big prankster I know (my dad...at least when he was younger) did pranks that only hurt pride.
He says that, "All engineers should know how to pick locks."
I only had one character who ever did anything like that. He was a chaotic good wizard. He spent a lot of time employing the grease spell on our ranger and fighter. The fighter (a half-minotaur) kept getting stuck in doors so they couldn't tell me not to take the grease spell since it was the only way to get him unstuck.
I just took every single opportunity I could to ALSO use it on the ranger whenever he tried a balance check to look cool/badass.
I just took every single opportunity I could to ALSO use it on the ranger whenever he tried a balance check to look cool/badass.
In 3.5 at level 1, we had a wizard in our party who kinda dicked over my character. We got to name our reward (within reason) for a quest, and he wanted a fancy dinner. Then he slipped laxatives into my rogue's meal. A few hours later, when they kicked in, I made it to the chamber pot only for it to make a piercing screaming sound (Alarm spell) when I reached it. Between the surprise and the noise...
So I was fatigued the next day for not having gotten a good night's sleep. When the time came to enter the dungeon, I tried to disarm the trap on the door. I failed, by the exact number that my fatigued condition penalized me by. But my bluff was unaffected, so I told him it was fine. One opened door and a scimitar swing later, the wizard found himself short one scalp and also one rogue's sympathy.
So I was fatigued the next day for not having gotten a good night's sleep. When the time came to enter the dungeon, I tried to disarm the trap on the door. I failed, by the exact number that my fatigued condition penalized me by. But my bluff was unaffected, so I told him it was fine. One opened door and a scimitar swing later, the wizard found himself short one scalp and also one rogue's sympathy.
All I can hear is "Let me drive my van into your heart."
For vampires, does her love come front-loaded with wooden stakes?
...A succubus.
...Hmm. Yeah, I guess that's exactly what Chrysalis is. I never thought of it like that.
...Hmm. Yeah, I guess that's exactly what Chrysalis is. I never thought of it like that.
There are many types of love, some taking a lot less work to get than others.
Though I get the feeling the other players aren't exactly eager to help Larry's PC out here.
Though I get the feeling the other players aren't exactly eager to help Larry's PC out here.
Damn you for posting that youtube link! It led me to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPYEfY3yRY
Damn you for posting that youtube link! It led me to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPYEfY3yRY
Anyone else hearing Larry's voice as that of Larry Lovage from Liesure Suit Larry:Magna Kom Laude?
or do I continue to be the only one who ever played that NSFW mess f a game? XD
Succubi tho... I tend to not use "attractive" monsters, like them, as one of my usual PC's gets incredibly defensive of them and insist all demons/Devils/harpies as NOT evil, and a female villain s always given like 78% more chances to backstabbing the party thanks to him.
Really we argue about how outsiders , specially demons,work in my CUSTOM DnD setting ALOT...
For succubi specifically, he insists ALL female demons are called succubi, even ones that are not of the succubi SPECIE, by THAT logic, I used to use an ample amount of hideous succubi as cannnfodder :P
or do I continue to be the only one who ever played that NSFW mess f a game? XD
Succubi tho... I tend to not use "attractive" monsters, like them, as one of my usual PC's gets incredibly defensive of them and insist all demons/Devils/harpies as NOT evil, and a female villain s always given like 78% more chances to backstabbing the party thanks to him.
Really we argue about how outsiders , specially demons,work in my CUSTOM DnD setting ALOT...
For succubi specifically, he insists ALL female demons are called succubi, even ones that are not of the succubi SPECIE, by THAT logic, I used to use an ample amount of hideous succubi as cannnfodder :P
Guest Author's Note: "I made this as a guest comic ages ago and I've been holding on to it ever since. Keep missing my chance to submit it. xD
"Well anyways, saw submissions were up again, cleaned it a bit to meet standards and here we are!
"This was inspired by Spoony's video 'Beware Women, for They Come from Hell' video. I don't know what came over me to use Fluffle Puff for this, but it is a thing that happened."
Newbiespud's Note: I imagine few people will have no idea what the source material is, considering how ubiquitous it is in the fandom, but it bears re-linking.