Rarity: What's going on over here?
TS: We're just - AAAH, MY EYES!
PP: Whoa, nice outfit!
Rarity: Thank you! I made it myself.
DM: Hold on - here, I've got some eyedrops.
TS: Ahh, thank you. I can see again.
PP: Psst! Rarity! Shut off the glow!
Rarity: If you insist.
Rarity: Are you sure everything is alright? Twilight seemed a bit cross.
PP: Yeah, I was trying to cheer her up with a hug, but...
PP: Oh no! What if hugs have the opposite effect
PP: and they're making everypony grouchy
PP: and that ritual was to turn ME into an orange and
PP: AAAH!
Rarity: What's this now?
DM: Um...we weren't going to turn her into an orange?
Guest Author's Note: "'Clothes make the man', or so some say. Story Time prompt: When your clothes (or armor, uniform, outfit, et cetera) saved or ruined the day, without or prior to the wearer's intervention."
Newbiespud's Note: Oh, hey, 1300 pages. How about that.
True. But it can be just as devastating against unwary allies. So always warn your friends before you pull out the ‘oh my god, my eyes, I think I’ve gone blind’ dress.
It was low level (you know, where you still pay attention to sp and cp) and I was playing a Tabaxi Monk in a group that needed to charter a ferry ride to an island. The fare was 1gp per person and 1sp per animal. I tried meowing but the ferry captain wouldn't go for it. I remain convinced that, had my character taken her clothes off, the ruse would have worked.
Guest Author's Note: "'Clothes make the man', or so some say. Story Time prompt: When your clothes (or armor, uniform, outfit, et cetera) saved or ruined the day, without or prior to the wearer's intervention."
Newbiespud's Note: Oh, hey, 1300 pages. How about that.