Applejack: Let me get this straight – a dragon set up shop between last night and this mornin’?
Rarity: Has this dragon been around here long, or did it just… move in?
DM: …You’re on the right track, at least. A dragon recently built a new nest in this mountain, but that’s not why there’s smoke in the sky today. Sometime between last night and this morning, the dragon settled down for its NAP.
Twilight Sparkle: The dragon is sleeping, and it’s snoring out smoke.
Pinkie Pie: Huh. Talk about getting your beauty sleep.
Rarity: Ugh, that joke was simply painful…
Rainbow Dash: So what? How can a non-rampaging dragon be a problem?
DM: Dragons can sleep for up to 100 years at a time. By the end of the next day, all of Equestria could be covered in a dark haze.
Applejack: So, 100 years of dark instead of “eternal” dark, huh?
Pinkie Pie: Is anyone else getting that “bells ringing” feeling?
DM: Hahaha Ihavenoideawhatyou’retalkingabout.
Nightmare Moon: Remove the sun, enforce night eternal.
Dragon: Cover up the sun with smoke.
Discord: Switch the sun and moon really quickly.
Chrysalis: KO the sun pony.
The sun seems to be the yardstick for trouble in Equestria.
A star entered a singularities gravity well, but doesn't seem phased. The singularity turned to the star and aked"Do you understand the gravity of the situation?"
Hey, when the most powerful being in the kingdom (Princessdom?) of esquestria happens to be the sun "goddess?" herself, well that just ends up serving as the villain's goal post.
Correction: Cadence and Shining Armor combined are the most powerful in all of Equestria. Chrysalis defeated Celestia, and Cadence and Shining Armor combined their power to defeat Chrysalis.
To be specific:
The Power of Love is* the greatest power in Equestria.
This is true even when the love in question is stolen, as demonstrated by Queen Chrysalis
Idk, I think the elements of harmony is the most powerful force in Equestria, although by their nature, I'm not sure it's possible for the elements of harmony to attack true love combined with a magical forcefield, at least not directly. Although I suppose if it were evil characters with true love, the confrontation could happen. I think the elements would come out on top here.
Your logic makes sense, but I have to say that we should leave out deciding what the most powerful force in Equestria is until ponies start using death magic or blood magic... Or both.
Shining armor won because his special talent was relevant. Celestia's special talent is the sun, which would have taken sixteen minutes round trip to use, during which time Chrysalis would have moved.
I suppose it would be a principality. The fact that a queen rules doesn't make it the United Queendom (which sounds like a gay pride parade in a bad comedy movie).
All fanon aside, Celestia's notional combat prowess is largely a mystery. She's important because she's the Princess of Equestria and keeps the sun moving on schedule (a task whose actual difficulty is hard to judge in cartoon-land) -- but we don't know of a single canon battle she's ever *won* that didn't also involve the Elements of Harmony, so far.
As such, calling her "the new Worf" seems to be missing the point a bit because Celestia has never fully been *established* as as a major physical badass in the first place. (If anypony on the show wears that particular hat, I'd say the mane underneath is more likely a bit more rainbow-colored.)
Of course, she could simply be a more laid back, gentle, non-shouting version of Kamina. Relatively weak, but very skillful and efficient, which lets her use magic very efficiently. You know, with training up a newb in the ways of the for- err, fighting spi-umm, friendship. Yeah, that's the one. Friendship.
I like how player Pinkie Pie used the "beauty sleep" joke that Rarity used in the TV show, and then player Rarity said how awful the joke is. D&D Rarity does not like TV Rarity's jokes.
I dunno, I've gotten some pretty good ideas for characters from him. I particularly like my lawful good cancer mage, who is also also an alchemist specializing in medicines and antidotes.
Oh no! If the mane six don't solve this problem soon, Ponyville will turn into..Los Angeles! DUN DUN DUUUUN!
AJ: It seems your campaigns in Equestria have this perpetual darkness theme. Did you do a lot of planning for that when you writing out our campaign against NMM?
DM: What? No, of course not. It's not like I specifically made a quest to come up with an alternate way to raise crops until you defeated her. Or a scenario where an artificial curfew was imposed so that ponies all went to sleep and woke up at relatively the same time. Or a sweet little filly that would ask "Mommy, will the sun come back in time for my birthday?" and the mother would cry and it would melt your hearts and you GUESSED IT ALL IN THE FIRST FREAKING SESSION.
TS:...Sorry.
DM:Just..just go deal with the dragon already.
Los Angeles? That's an allusion to the season of Angel when the Beast blocked out the sun, right?
Hmm, I wonder who would be who if you tried to fit the MLP characters into roles from the Buffyverse. I totally say that Lyra should be Lorne, and Gilda might make a good Spike (the BtVS Spike, obviously), but other than that, I don't have much.
Hope I didn't steal one of your punchlines. I just like to extrapolate off of the story you've created. I can focus on other episodes if you like.
Alternate line for the filly:
Filly:"Mommy, I...I broke your vase the day before the sun went away. Did the sun leave because I did that? I'm really sorry. I tried putting it back together with glue, but it's not working right. Can you help me put it back together? And *sniff* can you tell the sun I'm sorry? Please, Mommy?"
Actually those plot points are a really good idea for an internal darkness threat. If I ran an eternal darkness thing I probably would have trouble coming up with something like that.
Filly: "Mommy, when is the sun coming out? It's so dark and I'm scared and I tried to go sleep like you told me to when I'm scared but then I saw the night mare and I woke up, but it was still dark so I'm scared again. Is Celestia angry at us?"
Mom: "No my child, she is just... sleeping."
Filly: "Why doesn't somepony wake her up, so we can have the sun back?"
Mom: *sobbing* "I don't know..."
aaand a special "DM guilt" edition:
Filly:"Mommy, why is the dark mare so mean to us? Isn't she the sun mare's sister? Doesn't that mean they both have a mommy of their own? Whenever I'm bad, you scold me. Why isn't the dark mare's mommy scolding her, mommy? ...Mommy, why are you crying?
And in case you didn't have enough tears, here's this:
Since June should not start with so much sadness, I am going to share something rather absurd.
Do you remember when the Celestia doll was pink, because stores wanted her in that colour? It turns out that the stores weren't wrong. It's just that neither the stores nor the show were ever able to accurately portray Celestia's colour, and opted for equally (in)valid approximations.
Well, Nietzche Moon managed to send her away for a little while that one time in the pilot, and I understand she was hiding out in a bowling alley during the Discordian incident.
The moment I heard about the dolls, it clicked. I could hardly have believed that coincidence would throw a joke like that at me out of nowhere, because it was just too perfect for words.
It was the same way when I realized that one of the background characters, the one responsible for much havoc at town hall in The Last Roundup, is a blonde with a bubble butt. I refuse to believe that one was a coincidence.
Then maybe I just don't understand what connections you're making. For example: I got "C-Pony", but I don't understand what about Twilight nearly made her one.
Also, the thing about the dolls just soared over my head. Invisible pink could reference invisible pink elephants, but you lost me where the dolls came in.
Another example, when you referenced Derpy, the "blonde with a bubble butt", but took care not to mention her by name. Was that significant, you chose not to say it, or did you just not know it?
Well, I don't wish to engage in floccinaucinihilipilication, but I will answer your questions. The name was omitted on a whim. Regardless of which version of the episode you saw, you could identify the pony.
A Google search will explain the Invisible Pink Unicorn better than I can. I'd try, but I suspect I'd only make it more confusing at this point.
As for the C-Ponies, if Twilight had been accepted into Princess C's group, she'd be the equivalent of someone in Professor X's team. Sorry if I'm explaining them poorly.
Silly Rainbow Dash. It doesn't matter if it's rampaging or not. That's just what you tell them when they ask you what happened. The important thing is that the dragon has treasure, and you do not.
Dragon: Cover up the sun with smoke.
Discord: Switch the sun and moon really quickly.
Chrysalis: KO the sun pony.
The sun seems to be the yardstick for trouble in Equestria.