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YOU BROKE THE YAY COMBO.
Now... what do you have to say for yourself?
Now... what do you have to say for yourself?
...
Wait, does this make this thread a combo-breaker combo?
You don't need avatars to stand out, everypony else has 'em. That alone makes me stand out.
Death's eyes? That's not a 'you', that's an 'it'.
It probably just covered the basics, early childhood, late childhood, teenage years, early adult life, a page or two for the parents, how she got her cutie mark, how she interpreted her cutie mark, 'inhales' how she became a sorcerer, where the hat and cape came from, and maybe a finance report or two on how she affords to travel around. You know, basic stuff.
Basic background for me is a *paragraph*! Three pages is enough to detail a frickin' Marey Sue Gilligan and the Professor too!
Eh, I've written out three page backgrounds and I wasn't even trying that hard. How much a person ends up writing is an indicator of how much investment they've made in a character.
Not only that, but lengthy backgrounds make it easier for game masters to include elements from those backgrounds. If your character used to be an accountant for instance, it makes sense to include a paper shredder that has become self aware and lusts for the destruction of paper currency.
... Or an old coworker asks for help doing their taxes. The first is probably better for adventurers though. Unless you're some kind of sick freak who's playing an office worker campaign.
Not only that, but lengthy backgrounds make it easier for game masters to include elements from those backgrounds. If your character used to be an accountant for instance, it makes sense to include a paper shredder that has become self aware and lusts for the destruction of paper currency.
... Or an old coworker asks for help doing their taxes. The first is probably better for adventurers though. Unless you're some kind of sick freak who's playing an office worker campaign.
This got me thinking about the viability of running a campaign where all the PCs work in an office. Probably about the only way that could work is if you took a Maid RPG approach.
Still, I like coming up with bad ideas.
Still, I like coming up with bad ideas.
How about running a _My Life With Master_ game based on _Dilbert_?
Never mind vampire or mad scientist masters, for pure soul-shrivelling horror, The Pointy Haired Boss is hard to beat. :D
Never mind vampire or mad scientist masters, for pure soul-shrivelling horror, The Pointy Haired Boss is hard to beat. :D
As I've said in the past, you can sum up the Professor in one line:
The rich old guy's married, the two sailors are gay, and that leaves the single movie star and the single girl next door.
There's a reason he couldn't fix the hole in the boat...
The rich old guy's married, the two sailors are gay, and that leaves the single movie star and the single girl next door.
There's a reason he couldn't fix the hole in the boat...
The Great and Powerful Trixie was born in the Year of Exploding Custards, an event that modern scholars have never been able to explain, as the Great and Powerful Trixie did not wish to spoil the surprise too soon. It would wait until she met...
[deleted: a long list of wizard's names and accomplishments, followed by several paragraphs detailing how each briefly taught and was soon surpassed by the Great and Powerful Trixie]
Soon she was touring...
[deleted: a list of locations long enough to cover the back of t-shirts from five different concert tours],
...where she...
[deleted: a series of achievements including victory over a Monster Manual's worth of opponents and the solution of three impossible riddles]
...and brought about an amicable end to the Colt War.
Then at the end of the week...
[deleted: a long list of wizard's names and accomplishments, followed by several paragraphs detailing how each briefly taught and was soon surpassed by the Great and Powerful Trixie]
Soon she was touring...
[deleted: a list of locations long enough to cover the back of t-shirts from five different concert tours],
...where she...
[deleted: a series of achievements including victory over a Monster Manual's worth of opponents and the solution of three impossible riddles]
...and brought about an amicable end to the Colt War.
Then at the end of the week...
"Cut the knot."
When you consider how things turned out for Alexander T.A.G. by the end, violence clearly wasn't the solution after all.
I see your Tarkin and raise you a Kenobi:
"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"
"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"
Based on the Charecter of Nat I would guess that it included quite a large amount of purple prose, thus the information it contains could likely be told in far fewer pages.
THIRTY EIGHT PAGES. Not me, another player. The local DMs started telling him FIVE PAGES ONLY DAMMIT after a while. I've done some that ran ten or twelve, but then I realized I was writing a whole story and summarized it down to one or two. My imagination runs away with me like that sometimes. I think thirty-eight was the guy's record, but I'm not sure, and he tended toward at least twelve and usually closer to twenty when he could still get away with it.
So...
Are the Cory and Luke going to be Snips and Snails?
Are the Cory and Luke going to be Snips and Snails?
probably, not, because both luke and cory enjoy being overpowered, but luke is a bit more into it. i can see him as zecora.
and cory.....
well, who's more broken than gilda?
and cory.....
well, who's more broken than gilda?
Judging by what happened in One Piece 3.5, I'm guessing Gilda and... sure, Zecora ( half pony / half tiger / half monkey ) were their original characters, but the GM rejected them and they were forced to play the pregens Snips and Snails.
why.
WHY.
I MEAN I KNOW THAT MAKES SENSE BUT SERIOUSLY.
WHY.
WHY.
I MEAN I KNOW THAT MAKES SENSE BUT SERIOUSLY.
WHY.
Alternatively, Snips and Snails -are- overpowered, but for combat. But the Ursa Minor is even more powerful, and Twilight beats it through roleplaying.
"How did you roll a negative twelve in Diplomacy?"
"I took a few penalties."
Isn't Twilight's talent magic too?
Slightly rude there, Spike.
Slightly rude there, Spike.
So in the last panel, Twilight has a spell to make the DM shut up? That seems kinda overpowered.
however, astounding your DM isn't exactly reliable, and bribing them with food doesn't really allow the game to progress.
i was referring to things like the spell legend lore which, when done properly, forces your DM to tell you outright exactly what something is
i have yet to find a direct counterpart outside of shouting "shut up, i don't care! i run forward and hit it with my sword!" which usually results in pitfalls filled with spikes. or poisoned spears. or ornery, mutated sea bass.
Prestidigitation is quite a wonderful spell. Of course, I'm not sure if it's around in any meaningful capacity in 4e, but you should take a look around and see if it's there.
Isn't Presdigination basically designed for stage magic?
Fairly sure that's one of the Cantrips your reffering to.
Everyday people can do Slight of Hand with some prep-work. Just spend X amount of hours setting up and bribe the DM.
My advice is, don't focus too hard on actual spells, work on mundane sleight of hand instead. The existence of actual magic can be a boon here, as it lets you add another layer of misdirection.
The haunted mask: Alain will start with the mask in front of the stage, propped up on a stool. The mask will be there the entire time, no one will see it placed there; it just will simply remain there while the crowd is forming. When it is time to begin, he will cast light on the back of it, so the eyes and mouth will glow. Then he will use mage hand to lift it up, allowing it to float a little. Alain will then dim the light and have it placed on his face.
The face of the changeling: While wearing the mask, Alain produce several images depicted on the mask, such as switching between tragedy and comedy, orcs and elves, fairy tale creatures and dragons, even creating an image of the elements such as fire and electricity. He will rapidly switch between the images that were designated beforehand.
The maiden and flower: For this, Alain will ask for a "volunteer" from the audience, specifically a young maiden wearing a cloak. When she steps up on stage, she will remove the cloak revealing a plain brown dress. He will give her a rose, then place his cape around her, chant a few made up words, then take the cape off. It will reveal that the rose and dress switch colors. Trick is the dress was the color before the magic trick, and it will only look brown because of an illusion. The rose, simple color spell.
The basic birds appearing out of thin air: This one will only require a prestidigitation spell. Alain will simply cast up to three images of birds that will fly away and disappear once they are out of range.
Appear from the shadows: Alain will use the grasping shadows trick to form into the shape of a human. Then while everyone is focused on the shadows, he will find a way to sneak onto the stage and step behind the shadow. The shadows with then run down revealing him.
Dance of the fair folk: Images appearing over the head of the crowd, shifting from shape to shape, appearing as creatures flying, a rose blooming, maidens dancing.
What I came up with so far other than a few card and dice tricks, because what magician can call himself a magician without a card trick. Also this is designed assuming that the average commoner wouldn't understand the complexity of the magic arts, the same way most of us can't understand the notes that make up a musical number.
Suggestion: when you are doing the haunted mask consider combining it with the "Appear from the shadows" trick to make a grand entrance from "nowhere"
I think you should update "Cast" page.
i mean lvlup mane6 and add new characters
i mean lvlup mane6 and add new characters
YEAH I DO TOO AN I'M TYPING LIKE THIS SO PEOPLE KNOW YOUR PLIGHT.
I WILL GET YOU NOTICED BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE TTHIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GET NOTICED AND THE ONLY WAY THIS WILL GET CARRIED OUT IS IF WE ARE NOTICED AND
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Or, you could have one of us special people who have Newbie's ear say it for you.
Ask really nice and turn off the Royal Canterlot voice and someone might help you out (not me, he doesn't listen to me).
Ask really nice and turn off the Royal Canterlot voice and someone might help you out (not me, he doesn't listen to me).
The Cast page will be updated at the launch of Dragonshy.
I could see Luke and Cory showing up later as the flim flam brothers after Trixy leaves. I mean it could make sense in going with the theme since they both have yet to finish their character sheets and they could both show up at the same time.
Is it just me or is Trixie nearly the exact Opposite of Twi statwise?
DM:Trixie, you wake up to the sound of pounding on your door.
Trixie: I open the door and say "Who dares disturb the Great and Powerful Trixie?"
DM: Your two "fans" from earlier are frantically pointing at a large star bear headed your direction.
Trixie: An Ursa Major? Hah, I defeated one already, why can't I fight another?
TS: Yeah, I did a bit of research on it. Are you sure you can beat one?
Trixie: But of course. I mean, I made sure that my character could reasonably dissuade a brown bear, and an Ursa Major can't be that much different. That's how I justified putting it in my backstory.
TS:...Did you ever check the size class?
Trixie:...How big is the Ursa Major?
DM: The blue bear in front of you is the size of a house, capable of crushing your cart under one paw.
Trixie:...I run away screaming!
Trixie's stats seem weird for a Sorceror as far as combat goes (unless her spells use a charisma modifier). Charisma maxed fits her as a bluff-abuser and performer. Due to the -1 strength and +2 dexterity modifier, it's safe to assume she chose a Chaos Sorcerer (whose abilites seem to be either harmful or useful, depending on the roll). It would also explain a bit on how she got easy victories against 5/6 of the mane cast then failed completely against the Ursa.
(Note: I suck at 4e knowledge, correct me if I'm wrong)
(Note: I suck at 4e knowledge, correct me if I'm wrong)
You should always be imagining him trying to do a Spike voice.
Am I the only one here who hears the DM as a cross between Celestia and Cheerilee? I mean, it fits pretty well, and all six players are explicitly female, so it's not even that unbelieveable.
Statistically speaking, most people should hear it the same, unless they deliberately choose a voice to associate with the words, like Celestia.
I dont know, but when I read anything the narrarators voice is aways VERY deep. or at least to me.
Except when they're Bea Arthur.
<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PGKcikaGY">"She's an evil enchantress, and she does evil dances..."</a>
And the mane cast is all level 6. This can't end well...
Having just gotten into One Piece Grandline 3.5 I must say, Nat does seem like she would be Trixie.
sure, seeing how see loves details, she could totally brag about how detailed her bragging is.
i gracefully yell "ah, SHUT UP!" at the guy who wants my hair.
i gracefully yell "ah, SHUT UP!" at the guy who wants my hair.
There is no way her saves are that high at level 1. Base Fort, Reflex, and Will saves for a level 1 Sorcerer are 0, 0, and 2 respectively. Add the modifiers of 0, 2, and 0 respectively and her saves should be as follow:
Fort: 0
Reflex: 2
Will: 2
Fort: 0
Reflex: 2
Will: 2
So...the DM is that incompetent? Doesn't he realize that all the encounters are scaled to level?
It's not the roleplaying. It's the levels. If this new character is level one, she can't fight with the rest of the party. By mechanics.
So Trixie's player is the Munchkin jerk who quits when everything doesn't go their way. In other words Trixie's player rage quits after being handed some humble pie?
Ironically think that Ticket Master COULD have functioned as a session, if only because PCs squabbling over a finite number of important items sounds like the stereo typical PC.
Ironically think that Ticket Master COULD have functioned as a session, if only because PCs squabbling over a finite number of important items sounds like the stereo typical PC.
Have you looked at the other comic? Nat is far from that. She actually is one of the least overpowered characters there.
How I felt about Nat, is that she's that special breed of roleplayer who puts in a lot of detail... and completely misses the point.
How she played Nami was someone quite self absorbed and generally had little interest in working with the other players.
... So yeah. Perfect fit for Trixie.
I think this was her first table top game (okay ponies would be second) so might not understand some of the subtleties. Nat represents a special kind of inexperienced. Someone who understands character, but not context so much.
How she played Nami was someone quite self absorbed and generally had little interest in working with the other players.
... So yeah. Perfect fit for Trixie.
I think this was her first table top game (okay ponies would be second) so might not understand some of the subtleties. Nat represents a special kind of inexperienced. Someone who understands character, but not context so much.
Incidently, I find Luffy to be the one who seems to be roleplaying the best. He manages to pull off that combination of crazy, idiotic, and brilliant that is an adventurer. Much smarter than the Luffy of One Piece. There's some subtlety to him. Ironic subtlety. Yeah, he's a powergaming bastard. But that's the kind of environment these players operate in. He understands his environment.
I may be overestimating him though.
I enjoy it thoroughly. Partly because it's seems unsettling accurate. You sell the premise quite well Dragon Trainer. Very believable as a campaign setting.
I may be overestimating him though.
I enjoy it thoroughly. Partly because it's seems unsettling accurate. You sell the premise quite well Dragon Trainer. Very believable as a campaign setting.
Thanks for responding, I sent another pm just now ^_^' Dont worry, I'll stop imposing after this.
Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout Watcha talkin bout huh huh huh huh huh huh Watcha talkin bout huh?
So my educated guess is, you wanted Newbie to fix something about the guest pages because everyone found something wrong with them, while simultaneously tweaking the guest character interactions to better fit the FiD campaign line, and suggesting plausible updates to come to the cast page, all while wishing to remain anonymous as the one who spearheaded these ideas.
Or you were trying to troll me, or make a joke, neither of which seem to have been very successful.
Did I ballpark it?
The comments you were apparently supposed to make an educated guess from were on the previous page.
True Story
Anyway: *Deals with it*
A king reigns; horses are controlled with reins. It’s the latter that gets turned over to others.
In other news, it’s “whoa” rather than “woah”.
Sorry . . . when I see the same misspellings dozens of times a day on the Web, eventually I just can’t stop myself.
In other news, it’s “whoa” rather than “woah”.
Sorry . . . when I see the same misspellings dozens of times a day on the Web, eventually I just can’t stop myself.
. . . And then I commit my own sin with singular-plural disagreement.
http://critmiss.thecomicseries.com/
I have the first one up already and almost 50 more prepared.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/7560-1
Heh, a sorcerer pretending to be a wizard. Classic. Let the Bluff checks commence!
As for Fluttershy, she wasn't at the stage show, and had she been, she would have 1-upped Trixie all day just by taming bigger and scarier animals.
What about Flim and Flam? they tried to force a farming family out onto the street, Trixie just boasted and Gilda just wanted her friend back.
That said, the Apple Family deserved to get forced out on the street after that fiasco, and here's why.
1. Flim and Flam can out-produce the Apples cider wise, but only if they have apples to do it, and the only apples nearby belong to the Apple family. If they control the raw materials, Flim and Flam have absolutely no way to compete. Until Granny Smith just hands over an entire field, with there being absolutely no reason to believe they could keep up. Its like they were asking to lose.
2. Granted, once the rest of the Mane 6 jumped in to help, Flim and Flam were screwed, and had to produce subpar cider to win- but they DID win. Which means they could have kicked out the Apple family, and begin production on more quality cider using all of the apples they just won. It made no sense to pack up and leave because of one bad batch once they had a solid monopoly.
My letter to the princess would have went something like this.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that bad business practices are the foundation of Equestria's economy. I believe we are heading toward financial ruin, and that it is a miracle we haven't collapsed already.
Amen to that, newbiespud. Amen to both things, actually
And the Flimflam brothers had nothing to work with, true but they tricked the Apples into providing them with apples for free because they exploited the Apples' pride for their cider.
If the Apples just had said no, Flim and Flam wouldn't have been able to do anything and still keep the cider monopoly. But of course, Flim and Flam had the public on their side and we can't just have the Apples act mean for purely economical reasons. It's still a kids' show, for them it would just seem that the Apples wouldn't want to share with the funny looking, singing ponies.
And I'm sure the kids would have Identified Flim and Flam as the bad guys, and therefore not deserving of sharing once they issued their initial threat to run the Apples out of business. Kids are smart like that.
Technically, the town didn't actually kick them out. They just realized they couldn't get any business.
... But it still makes sense that they would want to own an Apple Farm. Sure the town might hate them, but they're clearly already travelling salesponies.
Ah, plot flaws. Aren't they fun?
... But it still makes sense that they would want to own an Apple Farm. Sure the town might hate them, but they're clearly already travelling salesponies.
Ah, plot flaws. Aren't they fun?
Idea for a crossover fan fiction.
"Dear Warren Buffet
I live in a land of magical ponies. Could you help explain how to run a business to my friends the Apple Family?
Your fan, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S. Can you sign my biography on you I somehow have?"
"Dear Warren Buffet
I live in a land of magical ponies. Could you help explain how to run a business to my friends the Apple Family?
Your fan, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S. Can you sign my biography on you I somehow have?"
Prince Blueblood, could you grace us with your presence for a moment?
LOLJK what a tool.
And yes, I do feel sorry for him. Both because he just doesn't know any better and people tend to go overboard with revenge fics.
Well that's going to be a bit hard, because as I say a few posts below I respect characters that rub me the wrong way.
I want to say Diamond Tiara, but you just know there's something depressing in her backstory.
It also doesn't help that whenever someone who seems irredeemable shows up, someone writes a fanfiction making them a woobie. But then again, kind of shows how much we crave depth.
I want to say Diamond Tiara, but you just know there's something depressing in her backstory.
It also doesn't help that whenever someone who seems irredeemable shows up, someone writes a fanfiction making them a woobie. But then again, kind of shows how much we crave depth.
I know I have a pretty loose interpretation of what that means.
Just take a look at all his entries here
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
Then again, he does it all with so much style and panache that you just glance over it.
On a related note, though, people tend to shy away from the psychological realism of actual physical rape as well, or any physical, mental or psychological torment. Whenever someone decides they want to write a rapefic, for instance, the victim always ends up enjoying it at some level, which just isn't supposed to happen.
A similar idea, and I feel that when things like that happen, it lessens the quality of the story and of experiencing it. Disbelief is no longer suspendable.
That's why I like to over-analyze anything and everything, for the sake of argument, and to better develop the story and experience for myself.
What about Nightmare Moon? she did launch lightning at guards, about 7 of them.
Screw it, tonight, I'm holding a ponython.
I enjoyed the song as well, but if you wanna hate on them, that's cool.
I generally don't hate characters purely because they serve an antagonistic role. Well, it's a bit more complex than that really. If a character that's obviously supposed to provoke a strong negative reaction does, I respect that character for succeeding in what it was supposed to do. And with that perspective it's pretty hard to hate a character.
It's another story if there's a premise behind it I find horrible and offensive. And in a situation like that it's more likely that I'll hate the whole story than any of a few specific characters. The not Pony Twilight is a good example of what I'm talking about there.
It's another story if there's a premise behind it I find horrible and offensive. And in a situation like that it's more likely that I'll hate the whole story than any of a few specific characters. The not Pony Twilight is a good example of what I'm talking about there.
Raxon, are you saying it isn't already the best MLP ever?
Handing over the reigns to DragonTrainer is kind of like moving out from behind the DM screen for a while. I know the building blocks he's working with back there, but this particular section is just as new to me as it is to any of you. It's thrilling in its own way.