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15th Nov 2016, 6:00 AM
Bard Times Two
Average Rating: 5 (1 votes)
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Newbiespud 15th Nov 2016, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Let it never be said that I'm not an ambitious fellow from time to time.

34 Comments:

Digo Dragon 15th Nov 2016, 6:14 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
That second to last panel will forever be burned into my mind as Gilda exploding out of a Cheese Sandwich like a xenomorph. With frosting and sprinkles instead of blood. O.o
Hallan 15th Nov 2016, 6:19 AM edit delete reply
Hallan
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God help me, I can't unsee it! Curse you, Digo Dragon!!
FanOfMostEverything 15th Nov 2016, 6:24 AM edit delete reply
Cheese Sandwich: the world's first piñata golem.

A shame someone filled him with grumpy griffons.
Anvildude 15th Nov 2016, 8:58 AM edit delete reply
I'm gonna have to see if I can't stat that up. A golem that seems harmless, but is filled with more dangerous stuff that busts out when you hit it enough would be an Awesome encounter.
ZhonLord 16th Nov 2016, 1:45 PM edit delete reply
"I'm gonna have to see if I can't stat that up. A golem that seems harmless, but is filled with more dangerous stuff that busts out when you hit it enough would be an Awesome encounter."

I don't know, it didn't work so well for Mami in Madoka Magica...
Randonimity 15th Nov 2016, 6:33 AM edit delete reply
That is equal parts awesome and terrifying.
Rastaba 15th Nov 2016, 6:57 AM edit delete reply
Rastaba
I can't unsee it either...and I love it, ahahahaha!
Mykin 15th Nov 2016, 7:47 AM edit delete reply
Mykin
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.
Joe the Rat 15th Nov 2016, 7:54 AM edit delete reply
Indeed, though my image was Cheese popping like a balloon, with a latex horseflesh shrapnel.
NotXencarn 15th Nov 2016, 8:46 AM edit delete reply
Best. Image. Every. 10/10 well put Digo.
Specter 15th Nov 2016, 12:19 PM edit delete reply
Specter
*Three minutes later of uncontrollable laughter later, disturbs sleeping dog*

That was good, that was really good.

Now to pen up some chest bursters to scare the hell out of some adventurers.
TipJay 17th Nov 2016, 12:03 AM edit delete reply
Not sure what system you play, but in Pathfinder a character with a high enough escape artist skill can crawl up someones rectum and burst out of their chest. As I recall it is possible to reliably use this trick by level five or six, I can't quite remember.
Joe the Rat 17th Nov 2016, 8:22 AM edit delete reply
D&D's got your back: Slaad tadpoles (Slaadpoles).
Dragonflight 15th Nov 2016, 1:37 PM edit delete reply
Pinata golem. Damn. Now I *have* to make one for my game.
j-eagle12212012 15th Nov 2016, 6:55 PM edit delete reply
j-eagle12212012
Digo what have you done ^_^
Digo Dragon 15th Nov 2016, 8:00 PM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
LOL, I didn't expect to cause an epic train wreck. I feel bad and proud at the same time. XD
Dusk Raven 17th Nov 2016, 1:04 AM edit delete reply
A piñata golem... I wouldn't mind making some Pathfinder stats for it. Of course, I'd use it as a lesson to the party to not attack something just because it looks fun to it...
Anon-a-miss 17th Nov 2016, 1:07 AM edit delete reply
For this comment alone we need a comment rating system.
ANW 15th Nov 2016, 7:14 AM edit delete reply
Fill in the blanks to describe your character.
The one thing should never do is _______.
For if you do, I will ________.

Me:killing innocent beings, age you till your nothing but time dust.
Digo Dragon 15th Nov 2016, 7:19 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
The one thing should never do is fill in open-ended blank questionnaires.
For if you do, I will make a mockery of the answers.
Dusk Raven 17th Nov 2016, 1:05 AM edit delete reply
That's priceless, Digo. XP

Not sure I can top that, even if I stuck to the spirit of the question.
Guest 15th Nov 2016, 7:20 AM edit delete reply
The one thing you should never do is comment on the actual comic. For if you do, I'll actually be surprised.

My character's name is ANW.
terrycloth 15th Nov 2016, 11:47 AM edit delete reply
Everypony's guilty of something. }:)
Specter 15th Nov 2016, 12:24 PM edit delete reply
Specter
The one thing you should never do is 'attack an unarmed combatant/ally of mine'.
For if you do, I will 'I will ensure I multiclass into barbarian, monk, and something else with the challenge ability for the next time we meet'.
Digo Dragon 15th Nov 2016, 8:01 PM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Why not go arcane spellcaster and Baleful Polymorph them? Have little fun first. ;)
Waffle 15th Nov 2016, 8:35 AM edit delete reply
That's quite the transition. Not only the image of Gilda popping out of Cheese, but the way the "voice" I read them as INSTANTLY swaps back to Gilda's.

(Mind, I can switch those voices around if I want to. I've occasionally entertained myself by reading the Bible in the voices of Star Trek actors, for instance. But things like this... well, there's a default. And that default, in this case, changed very quickly.)
Needling Haystacks 15th Nov 2016, 11:06 AM edit delete reply
Once again, impressive sonnet. Scans correctly and everything.

And yes, xenomorph Gilda with instantly-changing voice is cool.
IceDrake 15th Nov 2016, 11:33 AM edit delete reply
I would have broken into applause
Hawkflight 15th Nov 2016, 12:23 PM edit delete reply
Okay, I know this is last comic's thing, but after last night, I feel the need to get in on the action.

Name: Tataka (no last name given)
Species: Rakshasa
Unique marks: Tiger-print fur, has four arms, travels with a sabertooth tiger, always carries a wine flask
Crimes: Wanted for numerous crimes, including unsealing an ancient Lovecraftian horror and ramming 13 swords up the mayor's butt
Warnings: Extremely dangerous, highly-skilled with both swords and fire magic
Grade: A
Bounty: 15,000 bits
Wanted dead or alive
setokayba 15th Nov 2016, 1:13 PM edit delete reply
setokayba
Nonpareil? That is copyright of the Flim-Flam Brothers
redwings1340 15th Nov 2016, 1:29 PM edit delete reply
redwings1340
Pinkie Pie just enjoyed working on the sonnet. She doesn't care if she wins or loses, just wanted to trick Gilda in to rping.

And, hopefully, now, Gilda can admit that it was pretty fun.
Limey Lassen 15th Nov 2016, 6:17 PM edit delete reply
It's the long con. She's the best *meta* bard
Luminous Lead 16th Nov 2016, 6:11 AM edit delete reply
Oh Gilda... you didn't beat her, you *joined* her.
a Dork Horse 16th Nov 2016, 10:52 AM edit delete reply
When it comes to character development, everyone wins!