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29th Mar 2016, 6:00 AM
Flirting with Danger
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Newbiespud 29th Mar 2016, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Author: MissFinefeather

Guest Author's Note: "I made this as a guest comic ages ago and I've been holding on to it ever since. Keep missing my chance to submit it. xD

"Well anyways, saw submissions were up again, cleaned it a bit to meet standards and here we are!

"This was inspired by Spoony's video 'Beware Women, for They Come from Hell' video. I don't know what came over me to use Fluffle Puff for this, but it is a thing that happened."

Newbiespud's Note: I imagine few people will have no idea what the source material is, considering how ubiquitous it is in the fandom, but it bears re-linking.

27 Comments:

Digo Dragon 29th Mar 2016, 6:12 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Hee hee, some PCs are into that kind of encounter. Extra hilarity that the succubus is all "sure whatever" about it. Probably just wants to get to the part of draining the love. :3
aerion111 29th Mar 2016, 3:12 PM edit delete reply
aerion111
They don't even have to be Succubi.
I did recently mention the Harpy my group's currently dealing with.
Well, 'dealing with' her does in fact involve one member (not me, actually) awkwardly flirting with her while she completely ignores it.
Digo 29th Mar 2016, 4:00 PM edit delete reply
Yikes, I don't want details. O.o
Kaze Koichi 29th Mar 2016, 5:46 PM edit delete reply
One time I played a literal succubus (which my party members wasn't aware of). So naturally, guys was more then happy to jump in the bed with her. Galls too, but for different reasons.
kiranis 30th Mar 2016, 12:44 AM edit delete reply
It's all fun and games until you spend five hours arguing succubus mind control can't affect any level of paladin since the book explicitly says paladins cannot "befriend" fiends
remial 31st Mar 2016, 10:25 AM edit delete reply
one of the guys who used to run Earthdawn was a stickler for running published adventures, the logic being that if he paid $20 for an adventure he was going to run it as is! The fact that many of these had not been playtested very well (I know of at least 1 adventure where we had to try to succeed on an outragously difficult test to be able to NOTICE (not even recognize) a bit of flavor text.) or that the adventures were written for a larger group then we made up. So we were exploring a tomb, and encountered a ghost type creature, one that was very difficult to harm with weapons or spells. which was odd because this was an adventure for starting level PCs and yet it could only be hurt by things that you got at higher levels.
Fortunately, it had a very low SOCIAL defense.
So instead of fighting the ghost, my character, the social bunny, seduced it, using his magical talent of First Impression.
Sadly, this kinda set the tone for the character, and so anytime there was any potential romantic involvement for him, his potential lovers ended up being members of the undead.
ANW 29th Mar 2016, 6:27 AM edit delete reply
It's April Fool's week.
OK, I'm going to get the bad one out of the way.
Have you or someone you know pulled a prank that got someone sent to the hospital or worse?
Me:Nope.
Digo Dragon 29th Mar 2016, 6:35 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Funny you mention that. Going to the hospital right now.
Winged Cat 29th Mar 2016, 11:59 AM edit delete reply
Ow! At least you're intact and together enough to post this. Be well? Or failing that, survive please?
Digo 29th Mar 2016, 4:02 PM edit delete reply
No worries. It's not for me, I'm just the driver. This actual patient is here and doing fine. Just a little out-patient procedure.
Winged Cat 29th Mar 2016, 7:06 PM edit delete reply
Even so, yay you survived! :)
Digo Dragon 30th Mar 2016, 8:00 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Funny enough, I had to get through rush hour traffic during a thunder hailstorm to pick up my daughter and return to the hospital. So I did indeed survive a pretty annoying bit of danger.
aylatrigger 29th Mar 2016, 7:18 AM edit delete reply
Only in game.

...I am too LG usually to pull pranks, and the one big prankster I know (my dad...at least when he was younger) did pranks that only hurt pride.

He says that, "All engineers should know how to pick locks."
Malroth 30th Mar 2016, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
Malroth
I'm too LE to pull pranks, at least as the original instigator. Revenge for others pranks however is another matter entirely.
Rhino_Man 29th Mar 2016, 8:25 AM edit delete reply
I only had one character who ever did anything like that. He was a chaotic good wizard. He spent a lot of time employing the grease spell on our ranger and fighter. The fighter (a half-minotaur) kept getting stuck in doors so they couldn't tell me not to take the grease spell since it was the only way to get him unstuck.

I just took every single opportunity I could to ALSO use it on the ranger whenever he tried a balance check to look cool/badass.
Toric 29th Mar 2016, 6:40 PM edit delete reply
In 3.5 at level 1, we had a wizard in our party who kinda dicked over my character. We got to name our reward (within reason) for a quest, and he wanted a fancy dinner. Then he slipped laxatives into my rogue's meal. A few hours later, when they kicked in, I made it to the chamber pot only for it to make a piercing screaming sound (Alarm spell) when I reached it. Between the surprise and the noise...

So I was fatigued the next day for not having gotten a good night's sleep. When the time came to enter the dungeon, I tried to disarm the trap on the door. I failed, by the exact number that my fatigued condition penalized me by. But my bluff was unaffected, so I told him it was fine. One opened door and a scimitar swing later, the wizard found himself short one scalp and also one rogue's sympathy.
Toric 29th Mar 2016, 6:43 AM edit delete reply
All I can hear is "Let me drive my van into your heart."
Digo 29th Mar 2016, 8:22 AM edit delete reply
Her love is like a truck.
Winged Cat 29th Mar 2016, 12:04 PM edit delete reply
For vampires, does her love come front-loaded with wooden stakes?
Sidnoea 29th Mar 2016, 8:27 AM edit delete reply
...A succubus.

...Hmm. Yeah, I guess that's exactly what Chrysalis is. I never thought of it like that.
Winged Cat 29th Mar 2016, 12:03 PM edit delete reply
There are many types of love, some taking a lot less work to get than others.

Though I get the feeling the other players aren't exactly eager to help Larry's PC out here.
aerion111 29th Mar 2016, 3:13 PM edit delete reply
aerion111
Too bad 'emotional vampire' is already taken, and refers to a metaphorical vampire rather than a literal one.
j-eagle12212012 29th Mar 2016, 10:29 AM edit delete reply
j-eagle12212012
My mostly spoiler free reveiw of MLP season 6 will return this Thursday and every Thursday after new episodes for the rest of the season. So if you haven't seen the season 6 premiere yet go watch it
Hurlbut 29th Mar 2016, 1:52 PM edit delete reply
Damn you for posting that youtube link! It led me to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPYEfY3yRY
Hurlbut 29th Mar 2016, 1:52 PM edit delete reply
Damn you for posting that youtube link! It led me to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPYEfY3yRY
Specter 30th Mar 2016, 3:16 PM edit delete reply
Specter
I find it fun to find succubi in some game sessions (not that kind of fun). Mostly because of the interactions some players/characters will have with them. Also to see how much the succubus will tolerate the world before they say 'It's just not worth it'.
Cliff Robotnik 23rd Apr 2016, 5:57 AM edit delete reply
Anyone else hearing Larry's voice as that of Larry Lovage from Liesure Suit Larry:Magna Kom Laude?
or do I continue to be the only one who ever played that NSFW mess f a game? XD

Succubi tho... I tend to not use "attractive" monsters, like them, as one of my usual PC's gets incredibly defensive of them and insist all demons/Devils/harpies as NOT evil, and a female villain s always given like 78% more chances to backstabbing the party thanks to him.

Really we argue about how outsiders , specially demons,work in my CUSTOM DnD setting ALOT...

For succubi specifically, he insists ALL female demons are called succubi, even ones that are not of the succubi SPECIE, by THAT logic, I used to use an ample amount of hideous succubi as cannnfodder :P