Rarity: When does the session start?
DM: In about half an hour.
Rarity: Can’t wait!
Rainbow Dash: Hey! Where the heck is our Bard? She’s NEVER been the last one to show up!
DM: I dunno. She hasn’t called, so I assume plans haven’t changed…
Applejack: Hmm.
DM: “Hmm”? What “Hmm”?
Applejack: Nah, nuthin’. Just thinking about last week’s session…
Rainbow Dash: Alright, that’s it. I’m heading over there. Be right back.
DM: I… JUST said the session starts in half an hour. Didn’t I?
Fluttershy: Um, we probably shouldn’t, you know, pressure her or anything…
Rainbow Dash: She put you guys through Cerberus, a giant timberwolf, and a freaking hydra. WHEN I WASN’T THERE. One way or another, I’m gonna give her a piece of my mind for making something so awesome without me!
