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18th Aug 2012, 6:00 AM
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Third Strike Out
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Newbiespud 18th Aug 2012, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
So I've got one day of Everfree Northwest under my belt. It was kinda bumpy at first, and more than half the con is irrelevant to me because I don't have any cash to spare on dealer's items and autographs...

But I'm still having a good time regardless. There's plenty of interesting panels and side activities - plus just being in the presence of hundreds of bronies - to keep me busy and entertained this weekend.

Today, Saturday, is probably the busiest day of the weekend. This should be interesting!

45 Comments:

Cain 18th Aug 2012, 6:03 AM edit delete reply
Cain
was it the laughter in slaughter?
Digo 18th Aug 2012, 7:59 AM edit delete reply
Might of been the UGH in Laughter.
MirrorImage 18th Aug 2012, 8:20 AM edit delete reply
MirrorImage
Yeesh, the poor dragon was sleeping like a laug before you ponies showed up. Give him a break.
Lyntermas 18th Aug 2012, 8:39 AM edit delete reply
Lyntermas
You'd think that the dragon would enjoy an attempt that was more focused on getting to know him rather than just wanting something from him.

Oh, well. I guess hters gonna hte.
Umiyuri Papaeyra 18th Aug 2012, 10:22 AM edit delete reply
Umiyuri Papaeyra
... Was he sleeping like an eyelid, or a bath?
MirrorImage 18th Aug 2012, 7:18 PM edit delete reply
MirrorImage
...Actually, I was going for the sound-alike pun Log.
Cain 18th Aug 2012, 10:52 PM edit delete reply
Cain
looks like the extra point failed on that punt.
Zuche 18th Aug 2012, 6:44 AM edit delete reply
I wasn't expecting an update while you were away, so this is a pleasant surprise.

I love how anticlimactic this encounter was. Twilight tries diplomacy and fails to garner interest. Rarity tries persuasion and is eventually done in by a greedy streak that just doesn't know when to quit. Pinkie tries humour and is shot down instantly off screen.

As amusing as that was, the player's reaction is amusingly understated as well. She's so confident she had it figured out that the instant failure of her plan had to be the dragon's responsibility. She's like a pink, party-mongering version of the Sicilian.
Lyntermas 18th Aug 2012, 7:35 AM edit delete reply
Lyntermas
PP: I couldn't make the dragon laugh? INCONCIEVABLE!

or

PP: Haha! You silly dragon! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "don't wash your colors with your whites" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against Pinkie Pie when laughter is on the line"! Hahahahaha!
Dragon:...Graaaahhh!!
Zuche 20th Aug 2012, 6:41 AM edit delete reply
Wow. This weekend hit me harder than I thought. I'd looked at this entry twice, but only caught the words today.

"Don't wash your colours with whites." Perfect.
reynard61 20th Aug 2012, 8:46 PM edit delete reply
reynard61
"PP: I couldn't make the dragon laugh? INCONCIEVABLE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
LoganAura 18th Aug 2012, 7:15 AM edit delete reply
LoganAura
(Currently have Deja vu from Pinkie's Line) WHATEVER COULD SHE HAVE SAID!?
Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! And I'm here to sell you some makeup from Avon!
The Guest 18th Aug 2012, 3:14 PM edit delete reply
"I'm a Neigherian princess and I need your help transferring 32.7 million bits..."

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

"Have you heard about Eqway?"

"You can soon be making thousands of bits from your own home by investing in a time-share..."

"Enlarge your wings today with our medically proven herbal concoction!"
banjo2E 19th Aug 2012, 7:16 PM edit delete reply
banjo2E
"I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."
Kris_The_Guest 18th Aug 2012, 7:31 AM edit delete reply
Kris_The_Guest
Sorry, won't be commenting much now.
*is shaking.*
I just played Slender for the first time.
DracoS 18th Aug 2012, 8:43 AM edit delete reply
Someone forgot to giggle at the ghosties.
Kris_The_Guest 18th Aug 2012, 11:07 AM edit delete reply
Kris_The_Guest
Slenderman is not a ghostie!
Bronymous 18th Aug 2012, 1:26 PM edit delete reply
Bronymous
Slenderman is a pussy. Just saying.
Vellikat 18th Aug 2012, 4:23 PM edit delete reply
Vellikat
Frienderman just wants a hug...
Greywander 18th Aug 2012, 8:53 PM edit delete reply
Greywander
Spare twenny dollahs for a slender brotha?

But yes, the game seems to do quite well on the horror aspect. Slenderman himself is quite the eldritch terror in roughly humanoid form.
Kris_The_Guest 19th Aug 2012, 7:10 PM edit delete reply
Kris_The_Guest
He got me from behind when I had one note. I never even saw him!
Greywander 20th Aug 2012, 2:32 AM edit delete reply
Greywander
Yep, that's how he got me, too. I'd seen him a few times and run away. A couple times, I'd been walking through the forest when all of a sudden the screen got all staticky, and I just ran until I felt I was safe. But when he finally got me? Bam! No warning whatsoever. Apparently he just appeared right behind me and grabbed me. I think I had 5 notes, but I forget the exact number.

The problem with horror games, and why that's kind of an oxymoron, is that good horror relies on being unpredictable, whereas particularly computer games must follow strict logic. Jump scares might initially frighten us, but that wears off quickly, and we eventually train ourselves to just shoot the monster in the face when it tries that. (For example, the Flood from Halo were kind of scary to me at first, on account of being suicidally aggressive, incredibly tough, and downright creepy, and also I was fourteen at the time, but before too long, instead of cowering in a doorway working up the courage to run through the next room, I was running and gunning like it was nothing.) Real horror is about exploiting the fear of the unknown. Not only is the monster trying to kill you, but it has no discernible motivation, no predictable method of attack, and you can't even get a clear look at the thing! The Slenderman mythos in general meets all these criterion while also adding the unsettling Uncanny Valley effect.
Kris_The_Guest 22nd Aug 2012, 9:02 AM edit delete reply
Kris_The_Guest
Oh, I've got a funny story from F.E.A.R. I don't play it but my brother does and....when he get's scared, he shoots like mad.

At the point where you first had to fight those invisible enemies, he had managed to kill two of them but the third one was being particularly smart and staying away. He gets to this corner and turns around to make sure the enemy is coming up behind him.
BOOM! Screen full of the enemies face!
I screamed at the same time he got a head shot.
And this was when he wasn't cheating.
Lyntermas 18th Aug 2012, 7:33 AM edit delete reply
Lyntermas
Okay, I've set up a PBP thread at PonyTales for the Zilean's Revenge campaign.

http://ponytales.forumotion.com/t141-zilean-s-revenge

The only person who I don't know has an account is Kris_The_Guest, but signing up is easy. The main question remaining is if should I set up an OOC thread as well (I've seen the other Ponytales campaigns have one, but we've been doing fine so far without separating into different threads).
Bronymous 18th Aug 2012, 1:27 PM edit delete reply
Bronymous
Up for discussion, I guess. On the one hand, we wouldn't have to worry about putting everything in Italics to differentiate.

Other hand, we'd have to keep track of two threads. I vote keep one.
Zarhon 19th Aug 2012, 8:19 PM edit delete reply
Zarhon
To any spectators/players of the "Zilean's Revenge" PBP campagn

All future Updates will be posted here.

Edit: New update has been posted.

Regarding the OOC thread, don't really see it as necessary, so long as we compile the updates/player responses every now and then in a single place.
Digo 18th Aug 2012, 8:06 AM edit delete reply
Some plans are doomed to fail from the start. XD

I remember a particular Shadowrun adventure I took part in-- The mission was to infiltrate a warehouse and steal some data chips. Easily done... except while I was expecting to do this with stealth, everyone else did it with guns blazing. XD

At one point the team streetsam used a forklift to bust through a garage door and then our hacker accidently called the cops when he wanted to know "what does this blinking star icon do?"

In the end the cops showed up and we got plastered all over the walls. At least we ran up one hell of a cleanup bill.
Destrustor 18th Aug 2012, 5:05 PM edit delete reply
Destrustor
Always include the following step in your plans:
Step X: Fail miserably.

That way if your overall plan works, that's great. But if you do fail miserably at least you can die while sincerely screaming "It's all going exactly as we planned! MWAHAHAHAHAH!" just to creep out the guys who kill you.
Full-proof plan right there if you ask me.
Greywander 18th Aug 2012, 9:24 PM edit delete reply
Greywander
You think that will creep out the guys who kill you? No, if you want to creep them out, this is how you do it:

First, you allow a moment of dead silence. Then you break that with an insane giggle that gradually turns to maniacal laughter. After a shorter pause, you openly admit The Secret, regardless of what it is. Then you declare yourself God. At this point, it's not about winning or losing, living or dying, it's about making sure whoever walks away has nightmares for the rest of their life.
Digo 19th Aug 2012, 6:38 AM edit delete reply
Well, if you going to go out, go out leaving them with mental trauma. :D
Raxon 19th Aug 2012, 7:21 PM edit delete reply
Raxon
I have a laugh I call my evil giggle. It starts out as a high pitched, childish giggle, and transitions into a killer baritone evil laugh. It scares people. Let loose the laugh, and ask them if they know what happens when you're killed.

It's a heck of a bluff.
Umiyuri Papaeyra 20th Aug 2012, 12:13 AM edit delete reply
Umiyuri Papaeyra
I'm sorry, but when you wrote that description I was (somehow) expecting a clip of Patrick and the box containing the silly photo of Spongebob from the 'Christmas' party.

All hail the starfish god.
Zuche 20th Aug 2012, 6:42 AM edit delete reply
Starro the Conqueror would be proud.
XandZero2 18th Aug 2012, 9:18 AM edit delete reply
Just curious, but has anyone ever actually had a party that took turns using different approaches like they did in this episode?

I'm trying to think if I have any good examples from my campaigns... and I can't think of any at the moment. Usually we just kind of know what to do or we get lucky - though there was this one time...

We were in an Indiana-Jones like scenario where this boulder kept rolling down a path and resetting itself. We had to get on the path, then use dexterity checks to squeeze up against the walls and wait for the boulder to pass us before progressing further and further.

We had basically a rogue, a paladin (me), a barbarian, and a druid in the party.

Well, me and the barbarian, having not ever encountered anything we couldn't solve by applying enough force, got the great idea to try and hold the boulder back while advancing forward at a steady clip (our strengths were crazy in this game, so we thought we could do this).

Well, we tell the rogue and druid to stand back, then we go at it, trying to hold back the boulder. We quickly realized however that said boulder was going to crush us if we didn't let go and get out of the way in a hurry.

Being the undexterous muscle-men that we were, we then ended up having to sit and wait for the druid and rogue to get past the trap and unarm it.

We still enjoyed this segment however, as we contented ourselves by humming the Indiana-Jones theme while the others ducked, weaved, and raced for the exit.
XandZero2 18th Aug 2012, 9:19 AM edit delete reply
The Indiana-Jones theme just makes anything better (;

-Also, hope you enjoy the con, Newbie!
deeman45 19th Aug 2012, 9:09 AM edit delete reply
Maybe I've just ran with defective players, but in my experience most parties have a few players (two most commonly, but sometimes three or maybe even just one) who are the go-to guys when it comes to formulating plans to overcome obstacles; these same players usually handle the diplomacy aspects of the game as well, regardless of their characters' actual diplomacy score.
Jellybean 18th Aug 2012, 10:08 AM edit delete reply
<Shameless Plug>You should go check out the PonyMUSH booth while you're there. My friends set it up: we're good people.</Shameless Plug>

Akouma 18th Aug 2012, 6:23 PM edit delete reply
Akouma
"I AM GOING TO WEAR A BOX! AND ZE BOX... EEZ FULL OF POISON LOBSTERS!"

-Mentally Advanced Pinkie Pie, upon realizing that no one else in their group is competent enough to kill the dragon
Jellybean 18th Aug 2012, 6:40 PM edit delete reply
Don't knock it. It worked.
Greywander 18th Aug 2012, 9:50 PM edit delete reply
Greywander
On the one hand, having everyone do their own thing without regard to each others' strategy is a very poor way to coordinate a team. You're supposed to work together and use your collective strengths to accomplish what none of you would be able to even think of doing alone. It is this sort of "teamwork" that leads to defeat in ANY team-based competitive online multiplayer, whether it is an RTS, FPS, or RPG.

On the other hand, most RPG parties tend to suffer from crippling overspecialization: there really is only one person that should be attempting any one task that's not combat. Generally, each party will only have one diplomancer (if they're even that lucky), one trapfinder/disarmer, one magic specialist, one scholar, one heavy lifter, one herbalist/animal handler, one engineer, one theologian, etc. You could make a plan that would use all of these different roles working together in some way, but the complexity of such a plan might lead to its undoing. The end result is, unless you're trying to kill something, it usually IS best to just stand back and let the expert handle it. But for goodness sake, at least talk over your plans with everyone first.

What might make a session more interesting would be to set up a scenario that requires at least two characters to be attempting the same or similar task simultaneously, like a machine that requires two operators. Only have one skilled machinist? Like I said, interesting. Your entire party minus one character shouldn't be sacrificing the ability to perform some trivial task just to get a few bonus points.
Azureink 19th Aug 2012, 9:38 AM edit delete reply
Azureink
"Ok that's it. We've tried purple, we've tried white, and we've tried pink. It's time to taste the painbow!" -RD
Plagueflames 19th Aug 2012, 11:21 PM edit delete reply
One hour, 30 minutes and 163 pages later I'm done.

And I want it to be next week.
Lyntermas 19th Aug 2012, 11:28 PM edit delete reply
Lyntermas
...Done with what?

edit: Oh, sorry, just realized you got done with the archives. Welcome to the comments! FYI, the next comic is on Tuesday. As a fresh face, what do you think of Friendship is Dragons?
xuincherguixe 20th Aug 2012, 1:46 PM edit delete reply
xuincherguixe
Considering the way Pinkie just presented herself there? I don't blame the Dragon's reaction.
BoringUglyPinkEarthPony 21st Aug 2012, 2:20 PM edit delete reply
I still have the "Only pegasuses or unicorns" line stuck in my head whenever a see this scene. Poor Pinkie~