Friendship is Dragons

DM: <roll>
Cozy Glow: …Grrreat!! You are such good friends to us all, watching out for every creature.
Gallus (RD): Someone has to, since apparently all the adults left.
Cozy Glow: Everybody I see here is so Kind and Honest and Loyal!
Sandbar (AJ): "Thank goodness I don't have a mirror."
Cozy Glow: Running a whole school will be awfully hard alone…
Ocellus (TS): Which just raises further questions as to why you did this…
Cozy Glow: Can I count on each of you to help me?
DM: The crowd of students behind you cheers.
Smolder (RT): Can I join in on the riffing, for once?
Sandbar (AJ): By all means.
Smolder (RT): This filly has a bright future in politics… which means we have to stop her.
Silverstream (PP): Isn't this the part where you complain about the riffs?
DM: Oh no, this character is totally riffable. Go ahead.
Gallus (RD): Well that kinda takes the fun out of it…
DM: I know. Bwahahahaha…!