My dad's webcomic, Quacked Panes, is slowly coming to an end of its four year run of regular twice-weekly updates. His comic is part of the reason why I even bothered to start making one myself, so I have to mention it. It's been a long, pun-filled ride.
Hmmm, Philomena doesn't know that they know? This will be interesting; I half expect to see you turn the episode around on its head and have the trickery played on Philomena than the other way around.
Either that or Dash's player, out of frustration, might end up dousing the dang bird in kerosene and lighting it on fire. "You want to do this the hard way?" *Strikes match* "WE'LL DO THIS THE HARD WAY!"
In my experience, "Interesting" and "You'll see" are two of the most terrifying things a DM can say. The top example may be laughter, devoid of context or explanation.
Alt-script time!
FS: Alright, Philamena, I got some nice quality bird seed here for you.
TS: Fluttershy, what are you doing? Philamena's too old to have regular birdseed. You have to mush it into a paste.
FS: Oh, right. I keep forgetting that poor Philamena is so old and helpless.
TS: We'll also need to give her a bath, wrap her tightly in cloth for when she goes to sleep...what else? Oh, because she's going senile, we'll probably have to restate the same things to her over and over and over and over and-
*Philomena rebirths out of frustration*
TS: Told you it would work.
Oh my God. I hope my players never get that fucked up. I mean it's brilliant and I've gotten so many ideas for my next campaign from this in general but on sick Phoenix just got added to the list.
Scheme, Twilight! Scheme for your life!
Now let's sneak into his room and replace all his ducks with ponies.
If people ask, I might actually sing it and put it on youtube, despite not having a quality mic.
Hmmm, Philomena doesn't know that they know? This will be interesting; I half expect to see you turn the episode around on its head and have the trickery played on Philomena than the other way around.
Either that or Dash's player, out of frustration, might end up dousing the dang bird in kerosene and lighting it on fire. "You want to do this the hard way?" *Strikes match* "WE'LL DO THIS THE HARD WAY!"
Also, Fluttershy is always super adorable
I'm confused
You iz smart
FS: Alright, Philamena, I got some nice quality bird seed here for you.
TS: Fluttershy, what are you doing? Philamena's too old to have regular birdseed. You have to mush it into a paste.
FS: Oh, right. I keep forgetting that poor Philamena is so old and helpless.
TS: We'll also need to give her a bath, wrap her tightly in cloth for when she goes to sleep...what else? Oh, because she's going senile, we'll probably have to restate the same things to her over and over and over and over and-
*Philomena rebirths out of frustration*
TS: Told you it would work.