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30th May 2015, 6:00 AM
Nine Tenths of the Law
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Newbiespud 30th May 2015, 6:00 AM edit delete
I'll tell you all about my adventures in long-winded post format on Tuesday. At this point, I still haven't done my panel (and am most likely scrambling to get the materials together, hoping that my defective laptop doesn't try to screw me over somehow).
Notice: I'm going to be a Community Guest at Everfree Northwest in Seattle, WA on May 29-31!
I'm running the panel "Story Time! Ponies and Tabletop Roleplaying" on Sunday!


Raxon 30th May 2015, 6:02 AM edit delete reply
I second that, Pinkie.
ANW 30th May 2015, 6:13 AM edit delete reply
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Sota 30th May 2015, 7:29 AM edit delete reply
I was gonna say the same thing as y'all. Pinkie is very intelligent, though scatterbrained at times.
Space Jawa 30th May 2015, 8:36 AM edit delete reply
Are we talking shows that are on both TV and Netflix or shows that are Netflix exclusive?
ANW 30th May 2015, 6:17 AM edit delete reply
Contest or poll.
Poll time.
I think knowing somewhat where you are is important.
So for this one, just say what state you're from.
Your name 30th May 2015, 6:39 AM edit delete reply
Hesse, Germany
Digo 30th May 2015, 6:46 AM edit delete reply
My last D&D group had so much interpersonal conflict that if I had thrown a siren at them like the Dazzlings, I think the creature would of been earning deity ranks by the time the party reached it. :p

Boris Carlot 30th May 2015, 6:52 AM edit delete reply
I'd say "break a leg" but they shoot ponies that do that.
Raxon 30th May 2015, 7:09 AM edit delete reply
Rest in peace, Braeburn.
SAFR 30th May 2015, 7:03 AM edit delete reply
The sorcerer offered 1000gp to anyone who killed the cleric. The fighter and the rogue actually took him up on it. Arrows flew.

The paladin scooped the unconscious and dying cleric into a bag of holding, ran back into the mansion, and threw the bag down the poop chute.

Meanwhile, the sorcerer, barbarian, monk, and warlock, and the friendly NPC medusa and dire wolf cub, were around the front of the house trying to steal the MacGuffin.

Meanwhile, there is an advancing army of 8 advanced cultists driving 4 mangonels, 40 homunculi, 1 ettin and 1 owlbear. They block the MacGuffin-nappers' escape, but the medusa reveals a spell in the garden that can help protect the house. It's in draconic.

The only player who knows draconic is the cleric dragonborn, lover of the medusa, unconscious in the bottom of a shit-filled hole somewhere in the house. Furthermore, despite the rest of the party calling, the paladin can't respond because he's being tailed by the fighter, and the rogue is now stalking the rest of the party. Also, the ettin makes it into the mansion and is right behind the party.


Things devolved so much since they fought Kayne Wiste, the Ne(ccc)romancer. Mind you, he did infect the fighter and the barbarian with lycanthropy. The rogue infected himself with the fighter's help. Might explain the evil actions.
Breakfateschain 30th May 2015, 7:09 AM edit delete reply
2 words: Steven Universe
Name 30th May 2015, 7:11 AM edit delete reply
Story time: Tell a story about the players doing something that fit the setting like chalk and cheese.